I don't care

"Ex. President Mack41" (Mack41) 03/26/2015 at 10:49 • Filed to: None

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I don't care what the !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! want you to think. The Fast & Furious movies are pure, unleaded, action fun and the best 6 film franchise in existence. Best Picture or GTFAC.

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If you can't wait for next Thursday get the fuck in here. All others can go find their Camry's.

Agrajag > Ex. President Mack41 03/26/2015 at 10:52

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Vin?

Ex. President Mack41 > Ex. President Mack41 03/26/2015 at 10:54

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DADDY'S GOTTA GO TO WORK

Ex. President Mack41 > Agrajag 03/26/2015 at 10:54

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Margin Of Error > Ex. President Mack41 03/26/2015 at 10:55

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FF7 might even be better than Point Break.

William Byrd > Ex. President Mack41 03/26/2015 at 10:55

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Oh I'm all in. Locking down a babysitter for early April, the Wife and I are goin on a date!

BrtStlnd > Ex. President Mack41 03/26/2015 at 10:56

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I've only seen parts of the first one and that was through a haze of gin... I remember the wheelie at the end though.

Stapleface-Now Hyphenated! > Ex. President Mack41 03/26/2015 at 10:56

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While I think Vin was a little overboard with the whole Best Picture thing (or he was just trolling everybody), I enjoy the F&F movies. Are they quality cinema? Of course not. And that's okay. I enjoy watching them. It's a mindless way to spend a few hours watching ridiculous car scenes and explosions. I'm not looking for Academy Award winning qualities.

Ex. President Mack41 > William Byrd 03/26/2015 at 10:56

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My friends and I bought tickets at one of those "reserve a seat" theaters two weeks ago. Doing a chronological rewatch this weekend. So excited. I remember I thought they were a joke till I saw 5. Life changing. Enjoy the date! Bring tissues!

Ex. President Mack41 > Margin Of Error 03/26/2015 at 10:57

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I don't whether to slap you or hug you. I count PB as canon.

ACESandEIGHTS > Ex. President Mack41 03/26/2015 at 10:57

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Aim for the bushes!

Ex. President Mack41 > BrtStlnd 03/26/2015 at 10:57

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Watch 5 already you bitch

William Byrd > Ex. President Mack41 03/26/2015 at 10:58

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Nice.

Are the tissues to mop up after the action driving chase scenes or the feels that I'll probably get seeing PW in his last F&F movie? I'm going to say it now in all seriousness. both.

Ex. President Mack41 > Stapleface-Now Hyphenated! 03/26/2015 at 10:58

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They do a great job of playing dumb and sticking to it. The characters are catacitures but honest. And the movies are FUN. It's nice not having gritty, serious, Nolan-BBBWWWAAAAHHHHH-noise, action films again.

Ex. President Mack41 > William Byrd 03/26/2015 at 11:00

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Absolutely both. I am going to bawl.

Ex. President Mack41 > ACESandEIGHTS 03/26/2015 at 11:01

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The Rock is amazing

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Ex. President Mack41 03/26/2015 at 11:02

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Any movie that has the 12-year old kid half of your brain tell the adult portion of your brain "shut your whore mouth" when goofy things happen is a great movie. Even if it's a "bad" movie. See also: Pacfic Rim.

DrScientist > Ex. President Mack41 03/26/2015 at 11:04

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best 6 picture franchise?

Dusty Ventures > Ex. President Mack41 03/26/2015 at 11:07

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Come at me bro

Ex. President Mack41 > DrScientist 03/26/2015 at 11:08

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lol seriously? Those prequels are really weak except for 3/4s of 3. At least the "bad" F&F movies are still fun and enjoyable action films that build toward the great later movies (introducing characters blah blah blah). Midichlorians? Shoe-horning Fett in there to pander to fans? Jar-Jar? Dat CGI? Hopefully the subsequent films aren't shit (fingers really crossed, love SW).

Ex. President Mack41 > Dusty Ventures 03/26/2015 at 11:10

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The Jalopnik is strong with this one. But whatever, you do you.

DrScientist > Ex. President Mack41 03/26/2015 at 11:15

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trust me i know. ruined a lot of my childhood memories.

but empire in and of itself can carry the entire thing.

tokyo drift? come on...

Margin Of Error > Ex. President Mack41 03/26/2015 at 11:16

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Point Break is a Masterpiece.

Dusty Ventures > Ex. President Mack41 03/26/2015 at 11:18

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Sweet! You found my yearbook photo!

Ex. President Mack41 > DrScientist 03/26/2015 at 11:18

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Empire and Hope are top all time. Return is eh comparatively.

Tokyo is pretty good! I like it overall, some of my friends love it, some people hate it. I like Han.

Personally: 6 (the silliest and craziest, therefore my favorit-iest), 5 (a far better movie than 6), 1, 3, 2.

Ex. President Mack41 > Margin Of Error 03/26/2015 at 11:19

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Preach!

BorkBorkBjork > Ex. President Mack41 03/26/2015 at 11:24

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I never really watched the Fast and Furious movies, except for Tokyo Drift (because I was stuck in the middle of nowhere, bored out of my mind, and it was on the DVD rack at the local Wal-Mart). However, I am stupidly excited for this movie:

Ex. President Mack41 > BorkBorkBjork 03/26/2015 at 11:27

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I highly recommend 5 and 6, they're totally different.

But, yeah, after Furious 7, Fury Road is far and away my most excited film coming this year. The trailers look AMAZING and the stunts look EPIC. If you like epic stunts, def check out F&F 5 and 6.

BorkBorkBjork > Ex. President Mack41 03/26/2015 at 11:30

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I just want to build that giant mega-speaker rocking-out truck and drive across the desert until my ears explode: